officialunitedstates:

forfksakes:

officialunitedstates:

you:  puts your hand in the moving fan to impress the girls

me:  turns off the fan and then touches it, impressing the girls with my intellect

literally no one does that.

you and me just did it

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

meloetta:

why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say